What is all that crap?!? Well, here's a listing:

1. proof of my membership in Dogbert's New Ruling Class
2. my guitar and bass amplifiers
3. Roxanne, my electric guitar
4. a canister of paprika Pringles from Spain (thankyou thankyou thankyou, Barbara!) and a glass of Tropicana Fruit Punch
5. Dana the iBook SE
6. a picture of Aimee Mann, possibly autographed
7. two Dalís, Apparatus and Hand and Solitude
8. contents of top shelf: a shot glass from the QE2, a noise alarm, a miniature guitar, a fiddle-playing-cat candle, and a desk organizer containing a pair of scissors, some pens and markers, and a glue stick
9. contents of bottom shelf: a pair of computer speakers, a box of Nestlé Bonka (also from Spain), the Underground Giraffe's old Cashbox... of Death! (yes, it still exists), and Catbert, the evil Human Resources Director
10. a Ferrero Rocher chocolate :)
11. Paulene the Power Macintosh 6100/60 (and yes, that's another Dalí on the desktop, Ma Femme Nue)
12. a Dalí mousepad (Atomic Leda), my Ericsson mobile phone, and a coaster made of a circuit board
13. plastic form which once held a woman's bathing suit, modestly clad in bra and panties (she's usually in the nude, though)
14. "This Is Spinal Tap," the special edition DVD-ROM
15. my stereo system and cabinet
16. Yamaha PSR-48 keyboard